Donald Trump Realigns with Professional Wrestling

Donald Trump Realigns with Professional Wrestling


IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN
PEOPLE LIKE TO COZY UP NEXT TO THEIR LOVED ONES NEAR THE FIRE
UNTIL SUNDAY, THAT IS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY OF
SOCIAL MEDIA, DECEMBER THE 11th IS THE DAY WHEN ARE YOU
MOST LIKELY TO BE DUMPED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND. (LAUGHTER)
THIS GUY JUST LOOKED AT HIS GIRLFRIEND LIKE– I MEAN GREAT,
JUST ANOTHER THING TO PUT ON YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO FOR
THE HOLIDAYS. LET’S SEE SHOPPING’S DONE,
PRESENTS ARE WRAPPED, WHAT’S LEFT, OH, YEAH, MARK, WE NEED TO
TALK. BUT YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE DO THIS? THEY’RE GOING TO THE MALL TO BUY
A PRESENT, CIRCLING THE PARKING LOT A COUPLE OF TIMES LOOKING
FOR A SPOT AND THINKING OH, I’M JUST GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HER. EITHER THAT OR THESE BREAKUPS
ARE HAPPENING AFTER CONVERSATIONS LIKE I CAN’T WAIT
FOR YOU TO MEET MY DAD. HE IS A LITTLE OVERPROTECHIVE
BUT HE IS SO EXCITED TO SHOW YOU HIS GUN COLLECTION. I SAY WHY IN THE SIMPLIFY YOUR
HOLIDAY SEASON. COMBINE THE BREAKUP WITH THE
CHRISTMAS GIFT. SO I HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT I GOT
YOU, IT’S A MATCH.COM MEMBERSHIP. ON THE PLISES KAL FRONT, PEOPLE
ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE CANDIDATES THAT DONALD TRUMP IS
NOMINATING FOR KEY POSITIONS IN HIS ADMINISTRATION. TRUMP IS REPORTEDLY TAPPING A
NOTED CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER SCOTT PRUITT TO BE THE HEAD OF
THE, GET THIS, ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY. I MEAN IF HE KEEPS DENYING
CLIMATE CHANGE, TRUMP’S GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE HIS CATCH PHRASE
FROM YOU’RE FIRED TO EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE. TRUMP MADE THIS DECISION AFTER
MEETING WITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO WHO SAY BIG CLIMATE CHANGE
ACTIVIST BUT TRUMP DIDN’T WANT TO MEET LEO TO TALK ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE, HE JUST WANTED TO SAY TO HIM, I’M KING OF THE
WORLD NOW. THIS ISN’T THE ONLY QUESTIONABLE
APPOINTMENT TRUMP’S MADE THIS MONTH. IN FACT, THIS ISN’T THE ONLY
QUESTIONABLE APPOINTMENT TRUMP HAS MADE THIS WEEK BECAUSE TO
HEAD UP THE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR TRUMP NOMINATED ANDY PUZDER, THE
C.E.O. OF FAST FOOD CHAIN HARDEE’S AND CARL’S, JR.
BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO HAPPY, WELL PAID WORKERS WITH GREAT
BENEFITS THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND ARE THE PEOPLE
THAT WORK AT CARL’S, JR. (LAUGHTER)
I’M NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE BEST GUY FOR THE JOB. THIS IS A MAN WHO SOLVES ALL OF
THE PROBLEMS IN HIS COMPANY BY ADDING BACON. (LAUGHTER)
ACTUALLY, MAYBE HE’S NOT THAT BAD. I MEAN–
(APPLAUSE) BUT CHECK OUT THIS NEXT
APPOINTMENT. DONALD TRUMP WANTS LINDA McMA
HAN TO BE THE HEAD OF THE SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION WHO IS
LINDA McMAHON I HEAR YOU ASK. SHE COFOUNDED THE WORLD’S
WRESTLING FEDERATION WITH HER HUSBAND VINCE McMAHON. WHEN THEY HEARD ABOUT THIS, EVEN
WRESTLING FANS ARE LIKE THIS HAS GOT TO BE FAKE. (LAUGHTER)
SO WE HAVE A WRESTLING PERSON IN CHARGE OF AMERICA’S SMALL
BUSINESSES WHICH IS WHY OUR ECONOMY’S NEW CATCH PHRASE IS
GOING TO BE LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE D CRUMBLE!

56 thoughts on “Donald Trump Realigns with Professional Wrestling”

  1. Remember Wrestlemania 17, when she kicked Vince in the balls, while Vince was beating his son in the ring. Before that, she was sitting on a wheel chair and pretend to be unconscious and mentally disabled, while Vince was hitting on Trish Stratus. A person who does that will run America together with that cringy Orange. Congratulations America. You played yourself.😂😂

  2. James Corden is awesome, but all this things he said about Linda and WWE were wrong. Starting whit the McMahon pronunciation, that Linda co-founded WWF, because it was already founded by Vince's dad, that wrestling is fake, which it isn't, it's scripted, and ending with a "Let's get ready to rumble" variation when it has nothing to do with wrestling at all. But hey, I still like the show!

  3. *when you insult a profession with incorrect information but nobody outside of wrestling fans know anything about the sport except john Cena and the rock.

  4. I'd like to see James "piggy" corden do anything associated with wrestling training. Just him running the ropes would be a new record for exercising in a day

  5. James, please do your research. DOnt attack stuff you don't understand so blindly. It makes you look bad bruh. Remind me, who is the current admin of small businesses right now? right, no one impactful. Linda's resources and outreach will not only open more doors to get things done but she will have the best advice and the most eyes on her to ensure the right things happen.

  6. That wrestling person, she founded it, look how huge it is now.. maybe she wont be so bad.. as for our environment, we're fucked

  7. Remember when Trump supporters said Hilary would hand out positions to her donors? what the fuck does it look like Trump is doing if not only that??

  8. And on the day of the inauguration…

    you think you know me

    CRASHING GUITAR

    "On this day… I see clearly…"

    "EDGE! HE'S CASHING IT IN! BAH GAWD!"

    (whispers) "Isn't Edge Canadian?"
    (whispers back) "Who cares?"

  9. Yeah Linda McMahon's business experience is terrible. She was only the CEO of a small East Coast Wrestling promotion and turned it into a Global entity. I mean she has no place in that position.

  10. James stop getting political you are going to ruin your show. Your the best late night show because you almost totally stay away from politics and just have fun.

  11. Linda deserves to be the administrator of small business. I love James, but he needs to know seek his info first.

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